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Skeletons

In Dungeons and Dragons, skeletons are described as:Magically animated, undead monsters enchanted by powerful magic-users or clerics of evil alignment.In real life, they're a euphemism, at least in English, symbolizing hidden secrets that everyone has; hence the term skeletons in the closet.EVERYONE HAS THEM. I LIKE TO YELL IN MY BLOG. Steve Carell sez: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" But Einstein says:Stupid people will paraphrase everything I say 80 years from now. BLAH BLAH BLAH.Skeletons + Einstein = Relativity. And like BAM! It makes sense why all senators who are against gay marriage are secretly having massive amounts...

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